Monday, March 20, 2006
Spring Break Sleep on Your Couch Tour
Wow.....do I feel like a rock star. For the last 7 nights I had alcohol thrown in my mouth like a lead singer to kiss. And after traveling to 4 schools, in 3 states, over 1400 miles, and most of the the Mid atlantic, all that seperates me from an 80's hair band was pretty much the lack of heavy drugs, and waking up to naked topless girls laying in seductive positions. But I can say I think I drank just as much as any one in the rock and roll buisness.
Institutions at Institutions
I've learned alot this week from visitng other colleges, and the one thing I learned is colleges would fold and wither without the help of buisnesses with interesting names. Whether it was Sandy's, The Green Turtle, the lighthouse, or any of the other interesting boutiques that I visited.....there are two main lessons.
1. Any horrible disgusting food tastes amazing when fried.
2. Irish people have the most fun
Wrong Impressions
I was convinced that when visiting other schools while they had class, I would simply relax. I would sit on couches while they were in class, sleep late as they got their education in, and have a few casual drinks. 3 out of the 4 people I visited skipped class, all decided we would drink like a marine creature, and when you throw St. Paddy's day in the mix......you get 7 days of being hung over. Luckily this trip did provide me with some valuable health information, because as much as I drank, I now know I am not an alcoholic, I actually don't think I can touch alcohol for awhile (but do to college peer pressure means 48-72 hours). So if in doubt, drink as much as you
can for a week, and then see if you feel sudden urges to get hammered.
Umm, be gentle, this is my first time
I did many firsts on my spring break adventure. I had never been to Baltimore, or the states of North Carolina or Virginia. I had never seen a scarier man than "the beast creature" at Lynchburg college. I had never tasted the delightful taste of sweet tea (and no offense Paige, but prolly will never again) I had never finished a
handle of Aristocrat (an equal to dubra, or rubbing alcohol) with 2 other people in the matter of about......5 hours. I had never snuck into a side door to a bar bypassing the checking of my fake id. And on that note, I had never been Mike Siembida from Symrna Deleware before. Surprisingly though I had seen a world class Irish dancer perform her routine at 3 in the morning.........but it seemed like it was the first time.
Thank You
Well this Lemiwinks has had quite the trip. Whether you were a Hornet, a Demon Deacon, a Phoenix, or a Greyhound I had some amazing adventures. I certainly can add to my facebook repetoir now if I put some time to it, and as hazy as some of the nights were, I had some amazing memories and travled more miles in a car than I have ever done in my life (and the whole time without a map!). So thanks for everyone who let me take over your rooms and couches and showed me a great time.........now I think I'm gonna lay down and recover!
-A hungover Lemiwinks
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Wow.....do I feel like a rock star. For the last 7 nights I had alcohol thrown in my mouth like a lead singer to kiss. And after traveling to 4 schools, in 3 states, over 1400 miles, and most of the the Mid atlantic, all that seperates me from an 80's hair band was pretty much the lack of heavy drugs, and waking up to naked topless girls laying in seductive positions. But I can say I think I drank just as much as any one in the rock and roll buisness.Institutions at Institutions
I've learned alot this week from visitng other colleges, and the one thing I learned is colleges would fold and wither without the help of buisnesses with interesting names. Whether it was Sandy's, The Green Turtle, the lighthouse, or any of the other interesting boutiques that I visited.....there are two main lessons.
1. Any horrible disgusting food tastes amazing when fried.
2. Irish people have the most fun
Wrong Impressions
I was convinced that when visiting other schools while they had class, I would simply relax. I would sit on couches while they were in class, sleep late as they got their education in, and have a few casual drinks. 3 out of the 4 people I visited skipped class, all decided we would drink like a marine creature, and when you throw St. Paddy's day in the mix......you get 7 days of being hung over. Luckily this trip did provide me with some valuable health information, because as much as I drank, I now know I am not an alcoholic, I actually don't think I can touch alcohol for awhile (but do to college peer pressure means 48-72 hours). So if in doubt, drink as much as you
can for a week, and then see if you feel sudden urges to get hammered.Umm, be gentle, this is my first time
I did many firsts on my spring break adventure. I had never been to Baltimore, or the states of North Carolina or Virginia. I had never seen a scarier man than "the beast creature" at Lynchburg college. I had never tasted the delightful taste of sweet tea (and no offense Paige, but prolly will never again) I had never finished a
handle of Aristocrat (an equal to dubra, or rubbing alcohol) with 2 other people in the matter of about......5 hours. I had never snuck into a side door to a bar bypassing the checking of my fake id. And on that note, I had never been Mike Siembida from Symrna Deleware before. Surprisingly though I had seen a world class Irish dancer perform her routine at 3 in the morning.........but it seemed like it was the first time.
Thank You
Well this Lemiwinks has had quite the trip. Whether you were a Hornet, a Demon Deacon, a Phoenix, or a Greyhound I had some amazing adventures. I certainly can add to my facebook repetoir now if I put some time to it, and as hazy as some of the nights were, I had some amazing memories and travled more miles in a car than I have ever done in my life (and the whole time without a map!). So thanks for everyone who let me take over your rooms and couches and showed me a great time.........now I think I'm gonna lay down and recover!
-A hungover Lemiwinks
Thursday, March 09, 2006
What is that........?
I woke up this morning......
Slung my towel over my shoulder......
Walked into the bathroom....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......something doesn't seem right?
Is that?
No.............it couldn't be.........................
OH GOD............SOMEONE SHIT IN THE SHOWER
I'm not pointing fingers.........
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL SPRING BREAK
Lynchberg, Elon, and Loyola MD here I come with maybe a little wake forest too!
-Lemiwinks
