Weird Events Just Seem Normal

Our Vice President shot somebody. You've prolly already heard, but it just doesn't seem like old news, no matter how many times you hear it. The Vice President of America shot somebody. Just a few short months after the release of the motion picture comedy Wedding Crashers, where Vince Vaughn gets shot in the ass, our VICE PRESIDENT accidentally shoots someone while quail hunting. Not only that but since my last post my friend woke up with the words Tom Shaggy written on his behind and my suitemate Brownbear got 4 staples in the head.....and for some reason, it doesn't seem like an odd week.

Shaving is for yo face foo
On the eve after super bowl sunday, as the night grew late, and everyone seemed to want to go to bed my old roommate Garret Woodward barged in, drunk of holiday joy and apparently threw a shaving cream bottle across the room. I say "apparently" because I did no see it happen, and Garret doesn't remember it happening. But what I did see.............Brownbear holding his head as blood stained the paper towel on his head. Even though he is a known member of the world's toughest mammal.....bear's do bleed.....and after medical student Dirk Hartog made the diagnoses the cut would be fine and it would be better by morning off Bear and I went for a field trip to New Haven hospital.

Brownbear and I have had some great experiences in New Haven. We've beaten the Yale women's crew team (who all are about 6'5, 220) in a game of ultimate Frisbee, we've met the brave New Haven fire department when they saved us after being stuck in an elevator.....but never before (amazingly) have we required the help of the medical staff of the Elm City.

Brownbear had had a few drinks. This was easy to tell from the amazingly little he cared about the wound on his head, and the amazing pick up lines he tried on the 40-50 year old nurses. He told everyone who their twins were on Grace Anatomy, and told one Dr. he had the name of a porn star. I'm not sure if it was due to boredom or the charm of the bear, but for the very basic easy procedure of staples in the head, Brownbear must have attracted 2-3 doctors and about 5 nurses. The grand finale was the pleasure of watching a stapler put your friends head, and his facial expression with each click. The nurse seemed to enjoy it a little too much as after 3 staples a co-worker in the room said "that should prolly do it" and the nurse responded with "nah, I don't think so" KABLAM!!!! 4 staples........Shaving cream can be dangerous

21 shots=21 hours of hang over
Keeping with the B-day theme.....my childhood friend Travis Pagano Dreher (yes his middle name really is Pagano) turned 21. I told him I couldn't make his B-day bash due to work, but he refused to accept that as a proper response to his invitation. So at about 12:30am by black Nissan Altima and I made an appearance. By the time I reached the University of Connecticut (whose mascot is name Jonathan.....why?) Travis had stumbled out in the streets. You always hear of taking 21 shots on your birthday........Travis is the only one I have ever known to actually complete it. As he walked towards me he mumbled out something along the lines of we're going back my room..........and after a cop checked me (luckily not Travis) with a sobriety test, off we went.

As we entered Travs room, his night was over as mine had just begun. He showed off his presents from the night by lifting his shirt.......he was covered head to toe in marker. Usually people get tagged while the lay drunkenly passed out in the middle of the night.....to be tagged while still conscious, eyes stll open is quite an accomplishment.

The next day, after hours of puking into a small plastic trash can Travis woke up, went to the bathroom and realized Tom Shaggy, a fellow student at Uconn, had left his name on Travs ass.....how he did this while Trav was awake, and conscious I will never know........but I can't really think of any better way to turn 21.

Happy B-day Travis, feel better bear and Dick..........well don't know what to say about you Mr. Cheney

Party On!

-Lemiwinks

P.S It has been reported that 75,000 blogs are created each day, but I'm guessing few, have been around for 3 years.........Lemiwinks, developed freshman year......and documenting Quinnipiac since 2003, thanks for reading

Porn on facebook?

I was looking at my hit counter today on lemiwinks just to see exactly where people are coming from that go to this site......so I look....i see a bunch of people who directly typed in lemiwinksqu.blogspot.com.....a few more that clicked on my facebook link and then......a yahoo search result that said porn on the facebook.

Excuse me?
So let me get this straight.......some horny little kid wanted to see some porn on the facebook.....and found my site? This can't be true......could it?

-I type in msn.com in my address bar

-I type in "porn on facebook"
-I hit enter
-I get 16,818 results
-I search around a little

IT'S TRUE! LEMIWINKS HEADLINES THE SECOND PAGE OF SEARCH RESULTS.
(Evidence is provided by this link: MSN SEARCH RESULT)

Wow......should i be shocked? I guess I'll say I'm proud. I am proud of the work I am doing here on the site and finally somebody (MSN) has noticed!

Keep up your searches!

-Lemiwinks